MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Itold my girlfriend the other day that I had a shameful secret in my sexual past.
I said: "I once fucked a melon."
She heard: "I once fucked a man."
Cue a very very long silence.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 13:53, Reply)
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