MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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MisheardI was standing outside the office where I used to work having a fag with a colleague when she sighed and said 'I can't wait to get fisted...'. I said 'PARDON?!' to which she replied 'I said, I can't wait to get festive'. It was near Christmas and she was looking forward to that, not having someone's entire hand up her orifice.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:07, Reply)
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