MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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If I got a penny every time I smiled at stusut79's stories....I might as well just convert to judaism. So anyone who has a problem with his stuff will get a mushroom-slap across the face with my mould-ridden, flaccid penis.
As for a story, like the bloke who said about being a vegetarian for the day, it was like that in Lisbon. I am actually a vegetarian (I don't eat fish either), so when it came to eating, options were very limited. When in a restaurant, I asked what contained meat and asked specifically to make sure it's vegetarian. The moustached fellow, looking slighly confused, bounced off in the direction of the kitchen. He later came back with vegetable soup, garnished with the biggest fucking dock-off peice of bacon you have ever seen. I'm sure pigs aren't even that big.
On another unrelated note, on the plane home, the woman (because I'm 17) had to ask my sister's permission for me to drink coffee because "Coffee is bad for the heart and can cause serious damage". Funny how in the airport, 90% of the people were chain smoking.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 15:03,
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