MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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'Does your mother still pick her legs?'my mother asked my cousin. 'No idea, sorry!' he replied, appalled at Ma's rudeness.
Ma went on, 'Only I've never fancied doing it, even when your mother did it years ago. But I know she did it a lot.'
Cousin went home seething about it. He told his wife, and said, 'fancy talking about Mother's eczema like that!'
Cousin's wife said, eczema? What's eczema got to do with pickling eggs?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 17:41, Reply)
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