MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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And the word was...I was talking to a friend the other day, having a discussion about religion. She said "I never realised how much the Catholics and Anglicans dislike each other. I was talking to a lovely girl I know the other day, who is an Anglican, and she said the most terrible thing about Catholics!"
I knew the other girl in question who was indeed an Anglican, and a very well-behaved god-fearing one at that. I couldn't imagine her saying anything unpleasant - "So what did she say?"
"Well I asked her what the big differences were between Anglicanism and Catholicism, and she said they were mostly the same, but the Catholics had more sex with their own family!"
I paused a moment. "The word was INCENSE..."
(, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 9:42, Reply)
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