Misunderstood
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Arf, Barf
Me: "Ai goig arf"
Dentist: "Laugh? What's so funny?"
Me: "Ai se ai goig arf"
Dentist: "Arf? Dogs?"
Me: "Ai..."
Arf I did. Arf wioth a "B" infront. All over myself. Thank god for plastic bibs down at the good old dentists. The pump that collects spit and what not was shoved half way down my throat (almost).
( , Sat 8 Oct 2005, 23:53, Reply)
Me: "Ai goig arf"
Dentist: "Laugh? What's so funny?"
Me: "Ai se ai goig arf"
Dentist: "Arf? Dogs?"
Me: "Ai..."
Arf I did. Arf wioth a "B" infront. All over myself. Thank god for plastic bibs down at the good old dentists. The pump that collects spit and what not was shoved half way down my throat (almost).
( , Sat 8 Oct 2005, 23:53, Reply)
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