MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Smashie And NicieI think I'm in love with Stusut79. Damn him and his dali-esque ramblings. More I say, more!
Anyway, back to the QOTW.
Back in the 90's my mate Mike and I were avid fans of Harry Enfields television programme.
We knew most of the sketches, all of the catch phrases and often used them as amusing fillers in general conversation.
Cue me ringing him up one day, and saying in my best Smashie and Nicey voice "Hello mate...I don't know about you, but I do like a nice cup of tea!!!"
The voice at the other end of the phone said "I think you must want Michael, I'll go get him..." I'd forgotten just how alike him and his dads voices were.
If the carpet could have swallowed me up, I'd have been oh, so grateful.
As it was I just managed an "Ahem...thanks..."
Length joke? It ain't no joke! Then again, it ain't no length.
Equalizor
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