Misunderstood
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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With hilarious consequences
About two and a half years ago I got married to a wonderful woman and we were having an ace time. Imagine my surprise then when some eighteen months later she turned out to be a psycho paranoid mentalist accusing me of having affairs with men, ugly ones at that. Oh how me and my mates laugh now at the misunderstanding, what with me being up to my nuts in debt and practically an alcoholic. Still, you've got to laugh, eh? Twunt.
No girth or length. She got that.
( , Sun 9 Oct 2005, 20:46, Reply)
About two and a half years ago I got married to a wonderful woman and we were having an ace time. Imagine my surprise then when some eighteen months later she turned out to be a psycho paranoid mentalist accusing me of having affairs with men, ugly ones at that. Oh how me and my mates laugh now at the misunderstanding, what with me being up to my nuts in debt and practically an alcoholic. Still, you've got to laugh, eh? Twunt.
No girth or length. She got that.
( , Sun 9 Oct 2005, 20:46, Reply)
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