Misunderstood
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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cockney rhyming slang
and another of my northern monkey family to fall foul of the whole london thing: my brother announced to me yesterday that he was a bit "mutton deaf".
"a bit what?" i said in disbelief.
"mutton deaf. you know. like a - er - sheep with - er..." he trailed off under my scorn.
"mutt and jeff, you thick twat" was about as kind as i got.
( , Mon 10 Oct 2005, 16:20, Reply)
and another of my northern monkey family to fall foul of the whole london thing: my brother announced to me yesterday that he was a bit "mutton deaf".
"a bit what?" i said in disbelief.
"mutton deaf. you know. like a - er - sheep with - er..." he trailed off under my scorn.
"mutt and jeff, you thick twat" was about as kind as i got.
( , Mon 10 Oct 2005, 16:20, Reply)
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