MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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The Matrix - MisunderstoodWas on holiday in Cornwall and we decided to perform The Matrix to a friend. Almost at the end, the agents had been defeated and there was a very loud knocking at the door.
Neighbour: "I'm Adrian, I'm Adrian" (very angry)
Me: "Hello Adrian. Why are you telling me that?"
Neighbour: "How dare you, I'm Adrian"
My mate: "He's saying he's *Asian*, not Adrian"
Neighbour: "You racists. You've been laughing about shooting Asians all evening! I'm Asian!"
My mate: "We're not racists; I'm half-Irish half-Australian!"
Me: "Agents! We've been shooting Agents, NOT Asians! Have you never seem The Matrix?"
Apparently he had not.
dirtylegs
(, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 17:54, Reply)
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