MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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AND not ORI used to be a pedophile, see, and I was dating a small child. Once we were playing pool at the pub (perfectly prettily in pink pumpkins) and I went to the bar to get our usual - a beer for me and a Coke with raspberry syrup in it for him.
Cue me yelling at the barmaid (it's a band venue, so it's over music as well as chatting) "One beer, and a raspberry and coke."
She yells "Do you mean raspberry AND coke?" Yes, I nod.
She comes back with a beer, a coke, and a glass of raspberry softdrink. "Sorry" I yell, "I meant raspberry AND coke."
Baby got his coke with raspberry in it. After we broke up the little cnut stole my copy of Rum, Sodomy and the Lash. If you're reading this Cameron, get fucked.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 7:04, Reply)
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