Golfers aren't s'posed to use mobiles on the course but of course they do,
and I suspect they have them on 'silent' to avoid giving offence to more traditional players.

So when their phone flies out of their pocket when they're flailing away in the rough it's no use getting a mate to ring it because nobody can hear it. Genius.

Mr Quar, a keen golfer, has picked up no end of phones on the fairways and kindly rung Mum or Dad on them to get them picked up.

Golfers, keep your phones in your golf bags! You know it makes sense.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)