I am in no way glamorizing this event- prison is bad!
The instant I saw the topic of this weeks QOTW I thought of the time I was in police custody. Normally I’m not the type of guy to write this thing down but – meh I am practically anonymous on here.

This all started after I had been a bit lairy on a few nights out around town. Basically my erratic behaviour had attracted the attention of the local plod and I was arrested and escorted to the cells post haste (after a bit of a joyriding incident backfired). Once I reached the police station I realised that I may have been in a little trouble. Turns out my alleged pursuit of fun over the past few weeks was classed as a major breach of the peace and had rounded up a few of my mates as well. I was searched, placed in a cell and interrogated- let me tell you these people have some nasty ways of making you talk. After a bit of to and fro with one of the lower members of staff in the interview room I was allowed to make a call (You know the obligatory 1 call when arrested). And this is where the mobile comes in.

I hastily dialled the mobile number of my mate. The line rang and rang and then went through to the answerphone. This may sound disappointing to you but it is what I had planned all along as the mobile was part of an explosive I had stitched into my buddies stomach earlier………..

So there you have it the disaster was that Gotham PD let me call a mobile (True I had to beat up that twat before but meh).

Why so serious?
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:11, 3 replies)

Surprising..
I didn't spot that one until the mention of the stomach, well done!

While watching the film at the cinema, as soon as the guy mentioned that his stomach hurt, I turned to my girlfriend and whispered "I bet he's gonna be packed with explosives.." my loving girlfriend replied "Shut up!".

Nobody likes a smarty-pants.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:23, closed)

I get the feeling you're putting less effort into these lately.

( MatJ LOOK, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:10, closed)

Sorry
I had just come form a meeting and will attempt to do better next time
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:16, closed)