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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Why spoil the perfect evening?No. I drove her home and never contacted her again.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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So you didn't get in about her sweaty clunge?(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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NoShe wasn't that attractive and she was as thick as a donkeys cock.
"Run away not today crazy laydee"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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Didn't even gauge the length and thickness of her labiaWith a sharp little grope?
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Call me old fashionedbut that sounds more like a second date type of activity
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:33,
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No click for you!(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:35,
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Pah, I am above such petty desiresPleeeeease click, papa needs a brand new pair of everything
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:44,
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