Mobile phone disastersTop Tip: Got "Going Underground" by The Jam as your ringtone? Avoid harsh stares and howling relatives by remembering to switch to silent mode at a funeral.
How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Ooooh, the memories.Again, be careful of the ringtone you choose. Myself and an ex had found ourselves alone in her house after a weekend of sexual tension and not being able to act upon it. I'n not normally a fan of sexy dialogue but it just seemed to work that day. I can't remember the exact wording of it, but it ended up with her sitting on the kitchen top, putting her arms around my neck and her legs around my middle, and I am presented with a mental menu of all the things I would like for us to do. My phone then rang, adding another option to this menu which totally killed the mood.
*Do the Bartman!*
Sex became known as doing the Bartman after that.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:47, 1 reply)
Does that....explain your username?
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:00,
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