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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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This too...4 in the morning, banging on the door, and when I lean out my window to see what's going on there's four policemen with a dog,
'Can you open the door please mate? We're here for Mr ______ _______.
Me: 'Never heard of him...'
'Oh right. Can we come in though?'
So I let them in.
'Is Mr. ____ _______ at this address sir?'
'No - I've been here for six months. Never heard of him.'
'Oh, right. Sorry to have bothered you'
'Do you need to have a look round or see some ID or something?'
'No - no worries mate, happens all the time.'
Fucking hell....
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