stalker
last year a friend of mine went up to stoke for the weekend to see some friends (he's a londoner, like me). while out in a club one night, he got talking to a local girl for about half hour, before having a little kiss, exchanging numbers with her, and going on his way.

the next morning he woke up to find over 50 text messages from said lady on his phone, as well as a lot of missed calls and one particularly eerie voicemail which he played out to us in the pub. forget how it went exactly, but there's a point where she actually says ''i'm sick of being the one making all of the decisions in our relationship'' . yeah, really.

good thing he didn't go home with her or she'd probably he cut off his cock and thrown it out of the window. crazy women. everywhere...
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:35, 3 replies)

I know her :-)
Luckily, I didn't get as far as meeting her.
(bblgoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:43, closed)

Katy?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:32, closed)

:(
I could'nt even get a date with Helen Keller - some guys get all the luck.

(Misses the point by a mile)
(OvahLairD Whats a delivery tree ?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:22, closed)