legless reminded me
how did i forget this?!

unknown to me we had a new toy at work allowing you choose what the texter name showed as on the victims phone. cue my boss sending me (something like)..

from: MUM

message: I love you. I want to fuck you all night long.

instant 3 second freak out (1 second for shock, 2 seconds for 'who the hell is this meant for?!'. My dad is not someone who would appreciate that text or has a phone anyway) until i remembered i had my mums name as 'MA' instead. oh, and bosses insane giggling.

and the bastard wouldnt let me use it. something to do with how sued we could get :(

i got him back later by sneaking a personalised obscene animation into a set of examples for a pitch but he sussed that. I think he had the sense to check for animated versions of himself sucking on a monkeys ass :D

edit: Legless explains it better than I. I also got texts from god, mohammad and my GF at the time if i remember rightly. Can't remember what they all were sadly
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 9:19, Reply)