Mobile phone disastersTop Tip: Got "Going Underground" by The Jam as your ringtone? Avoid harsh stares and howling relatives by remembering to switch to silent mode at a funeral.
How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Unexpected PartridgeLittle Bro's chum comes over for dinner with parents and myself. My initial jitters about having a confirmed speed-freak and coke bandit over for tea subside when he puts on a tidy show of manners and polite conversation. A lovely, pre-dessert silence falls as everyone digests for thirty seconds or so before embarking on further feeding.
It was during this calm, contented silence that chum's phone receives a text, prompting it to exclaim: 'I'M HUNG LIKE A DONKEY!'
In Alan Partridge's voice. At, oh, around 100 decibels.
Parents laughed and pointed. He never lived it down.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:18, 1 reply)
I had to change my text tone...."Warning, I am stood next to...a wanker."
Doesn't go down too well in a pub when you get a text. No sense of humou r around our way...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:39,
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