Not to me, but to a friend
She leaves her home one morning with her new mobile in her pocket, leaving her boyfriend back in the house. Unknown to her however is that her bf has just discovered how to record his own voice as her ringtone, which he apparently did while she was having a shower upstairs.

She settles on the bus next to a granny, and starts to daydream (as ya do).

All of a sudden she hears really loud screaming "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YOU FUCKING CUNTS, I HATE YOU ALL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!" Everyone including her is looking around the bus, then everyone looks at her. She suddenly realizes that it's coming from her handbag. Opening her bag, she pulls out her glowing new phone and answers "Hello????", which is answered in return by her boyfriend pissing himself down the phone.
"You bastard..." was all she could whisper, completely at a loss for a comeback to this.

After work, she got home and found out how to change the tone herself. She'd since replaced the tone with herself saying "Brrrrrring brrring.........brrrrring brrring....."

Soz for length but my credit balance is running low, please arrange a top-up....
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:37, 1 reply)

*Ptewph*hahahahahaahha
She should be glad he didn't have four or five Pepsi-Colas before handling that phone. Imagine a bus full of people and suddenly BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:59, closed)