.My miussus has just got a new flat
I had just finished helping get the last box of stuff in when her mum presented her with a new phone.

Not a mobile a landline one, seeing as its her first place on her own. So we were all in the living room, myself the better half, her mum and brother. Oh and her (as of that morning) ex-flatmate 'A'.

A got on well with my girlfriend but had been celebrating having the old place to himself. With a 5 hour whiskey binge, and had dropped by to bring round her bike and have some tearful last moments with her x-box.

So being in the same room as her mum and big brother he wasted no time in telling them how he overheard us this morning.

As the rest of the room was sober we quickly changed the topic to the new phone. Doing the usually silly thing of phoning it and asking for the person sitting next to you.

A: ok I got one,
G/f's mum: go on then

A:*Rings*

G/f's big bro: hello XXXX's house

A: TWAT *hangs up*
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