Scared the crap out of my mate a few years ago
back when AOL were giving out free texts.

I decided to send Kath one, and the silliest thing I could think of to say was 'Put that sausage down, you don't know where it's been!'

It was sent and forgotten about, at least by me.

A long time later, she told me that she'd been walking down the high street eating a sausage bap when her phone had gone off in her pocket.

She stuffed the last bit into her mouth, got the phone out and read 'Put that sausage down, you don't know where it's been!'
She nearly choked on her sausage from shock, and, convinced that I was watching her from a shop window or something, walked up and down for about ten minutes, looking for me.

It shook her up so much that she didn't mention it to anyone for months in case they thought she was mad!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 22:37, Reply)