Mobile phone disastersTop Tip: Got "Going Underground" by The Jam as your ringtone? Avoid harsh stares and howling relatives by remembering to switch to silent mode at a funeral.
How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Incidentally, it's not as nice as I thought it would be in 'The Crown'It smells nasty, and once you're past the rusty doorway*, it's like fucking a balloon. Nice and tight round the base but then a strange emptiness, with just poo-nuggets nudging your bellend.
Give me a nice minge any day.
*I kind of lost the analogy at this point. Pffft... anal-ogy
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:47,
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*Tries to think of a "snug" analogy**Realises he should probably get back to work*
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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