Mobile phone disastersTop Tip: Got "Going Underground" by The Jam as your ringtone? Avoid harsh stares and howling relatives by remembering to switch to silent mode at a funeral.
How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Stand and deliver"Gimme mo money, mo money!" said the gangsta with the gun as I stood petrified on a beach in Jamaica, having already emptied the contents of my pockets twice.
I was so scared a little sick came out.
"Mo bile?" I said, smugly, before his horse shot me in the face.
Won't make that mistake again.
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rofl harris, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:00,
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eh?his horse hit you in the face? could you draw a diagram - i am confused!
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