There's an acerbic old dear who lives on my road.
An absolute bigoted gobshite of the highest order who moans at anyone about anything. Putting the wheelie bins out at night for collection in the morning? You better do it fucking quietly, or she'll hurl abuse from the window she's perched at gawping out of all night.

Today she tripped over her yappy little shit of a dog's lead in the middle of the street and it sounded like she hurt herself.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't let out an involuntary chuckle and smiled.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:32, 2 replies)

you should have leant out of the window
and told her to keep it down
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:07, closed)

Hahaha

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:42, closed)