Accidentally hitting "speaker" on my phone just as the wife mentioned something intimate, thus letting the whole office hear
Don't know why, but it really made me chuckle. A genuine mistake, it's a new phone and I didn't know until that moment that it's possible to brush the "speaker" icon with your cheek as you hold it to your ear.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:43, 4 replies)

That's a shit phone.
Most of them have a proximity detector to stop exactly that kind of thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:54, closed)

"Oh, and ... YOU MIGHT WANT TO VISIT THE CLINIC, AS I'VE CAUGHT ANOTHER DOSE."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:00, closed)

Close enough

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:07, closed)

HTC One by any chance?
Mine does the same thing. Sometimes it mutes as well which is doubly confusing. I think the trick is that we're holding them too far away from our faces; you have to really nuzzle it like you would the Mrs' tit.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:39, closed)