More Fire!It's nearly ten YEARS since we last asked a question about fires.
Channel your inner neanderthal and tell us about fires, mostly to shut up that smug fucker that's made an oh-so-clever "wheel".
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chthonic, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 21:49)
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"Cleanliness is next to Godliness, Richard," quipped Hyacinth as she wet wiped Richard's muck off her fanny. "Now, let's get moving. We said we would meet Sheridan at the airport."
"Hang on a minute. I need a cold flannel for my bobbin."
"Oh, really. Must you lower the tone to the level of your genitals?"
"I thought my old boy was on fire at one point. You certainly like to slide up and down fast for an old women who has no enjoyment in carnal relations. A bag of spuds comes to mind."
"Come along Richard. Stop talking filth before I have to wet wipe it off my fanny again."
THE END.
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$$ ✅, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:01,
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This is just like Spankyhanky.Except a lot worse.
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NOTHING is worse than SpankyHanky.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:58,
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The singularis woman. Women is plural.
Spoilt the whole thing for me - I found myself becoming irate mid fap.
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