Some pisstaking going on but here's a real post.
Somewhere within earshot of me is a "pet dog".

I work from home and I'm an early riser. From 07.00 I hear the dog barking. It's 20.33 and the dog is still barking.

It's not a pet story because if you have a pet dog you care for it's needs, you don't throw it out in all weathers to bark for attention and comfort.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:39, 6 replies)

call the rspca

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:49, closed)

Catch it and cook it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:57, closed)

Invite the rspca round for a bbq

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:00, closed)

The way you deal with this
is try to confront the owners first. If they tell you to "fuck off", and they probably will, you can then contact the council who will send someone round to sort it.

Alternatively, a pound of beef mince laced with rat poison chucked over the fence works just as well.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:00, closed)

That plan could backfire.
What if the dog got to the mince first?
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:04, closed)

I like this

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:36, closed)