I hear there's a surplus of horse meat going around at the moment.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:41, 2 replies)

I
Don't watch that sort of film.




Much.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:49, closed)

Apparently the tedious thing to do when ordering a burger from a roadside greasy cafe is when asked "do you want anything on it?" is to reply
"yes, a fiver each way". Either that or make some reference to the vendors burgers being part of a stable diet etc. etc.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:03, closed)