A time....to die?
I have a really old border collie/ black lab cross called Max. He's a lovely soppy old thing.

Just before Xmas me and Mrs Duck were clearing a space in the living room to put up the tree. Suddenly there was an appalling stink

"What's that terrible smell?" Asks Mrs Duck
"I think Max has farted"
"Jesus, that's so awful it's almost a reason to have the stinky bastard put down"
It was then I had to admit it was me who had farted...she still thought it warranted a death sentence..even more vociferously in fact
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:41, 1 reply)

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZLM31yLYAk

Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 6:32, closed)