I've researched this in some detail,
(by which I mean I haven't done any such thing) and have to conclude that you don't like dogs or people and (by some creative association) every other living creature on the planet and are therefore, an awful bottom head and a poo face.

But all this seems a little unfair and unscientific so I have devised a series of one test to see if you are worthy of further consideration.

I spelled your username out in dog biscuits and my dog refused point blank to eat the words, preferring to back away while barking in wide-eyed terror.

Nuff said, poo face. I hope you slip on a dog turd and break your typing finger.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:47, Reply)