My sister had 2 gerbils
they were the stupidest fucking things alive. When she first got them they lived in a wire cage, and sometimes their tails would protrude from between the bars. I'd often walk into the kitchen to see Tigger (ace ginger tom best cat ever) on the table, chowing down on gerbil tail whilst said gerbil crouched in the cage doing nothing to extricate itself.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)