
My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
( , Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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There was an empty fish tank on one side of the room, so one afternoon a load of us went to buy goldfish. All the girls gave theirs stupid names like Twinklefin and such, and I called mine Barry, which they didn't like for some reason.
We hadn't really thought through how we were going to look after them during school holidays, so we came back after the first half term of the year to discover that Barry had cannibalised his tankmates. The girls screamed, some cried, I laughed my arse off.
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:53, 1 reply)

I knew of a pet shop that had a piranha called Adolf when I was a youngster. It had its tank to itself as well.
( , Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:13, closed)
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