I was a bloody student. I was a fucking cunt, I admit - like some bastard cross between Vivian and Rik out of The Young Ones.
But there was a guy in our halls who dressed every day in tweeds, and had a pet piece of carpet which he used to take everywhere with him on a lead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:52, 6 replies)

I went to uni with a guy who had a pet stick that he took to lectures
And a colony of little people living on his kitchen table, and a mental illness
(cs1ca, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:33, closed)

Yeah - this dude was just a lolwaki prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:07, closed)

a lolwaki your average student
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:57, closed)

... except he was a "mature" student, in his mid-40s.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:10, closed)

I went to uni with a guy who wandered about with 6 or 7 quite full Asda carrier bags wherever he went.
He also used to cycle everywhere. One day his bags got caught up in the spokes of his wheel and he went arse-over-tit. He was hospitalised for some time. It didn't appear to knock any sense into him though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 9:37, closed)

This is really good.
Top qotw story-telling, right here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:04, closed)