Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I once took the wrong jacket home from a party. It looked like mineNot the best anecdote, granted. But in this case it had the bloke's passport in the inner pocket. He was due to fly out on some holiday to Vietnam that weekend, and I fucked it all up for him.
Actually, it wasn't vietnam, it was kidderminster by train. And it wasn't his passport either. And I live in Guam so I've never owned a jacket in my life, I'm not even sure why I mentioned this detail. And when I said bloke and party, I actually meant to say lamp and lampstore. But apart from that every word is true. Except that last sentence.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:04,
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On the bright sideyou saved three twelve year olds from a raping.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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At lastA story that made me smile!
Have a click.
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