Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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some of the things i've woken up withan axe. no idea where it came from.
a porcelain clown. creepy as hell.
the strap off one of my best wedgies. where the rest of said wedgies went, i've never found out.
a vase.
a push n' go toy hoover.
a baby's head protector thing, the ones you put on them to keep the soap out of their eyes when you wash their hair. this became my drinking hat.
a barbecue rib in my mouth and my head in the fireplace.
7 snooker chalks.
a mic stand.
several sets of pub quiz answer sheets.
a karaoke song book.
there's more, but i'll have to add them later.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13,
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