Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Woke up fully dressed, with a sore patch on the back of one thigh.Got up, staggered to the bog, tried to lower the jeans, and found that they were stuck to the sore spot.
With some effort I tore them off and found that they were glued to my thigh with stiff coagulated blood.
I had a deep 'M'-shaped cut, which had bled profusely. Not sure where it came from, though I had been out on the piss with my brother Mark the night before. I prefer to cling to the vague memory of a nail protruding from a toilet seat.
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