Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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During my University Wanker periodOut on the piss (amazing what £5 would buy you then) and back to the house where a 'hilarious' water fight broke out involving any reciptacle that we could find. Did not take long for the pint glass to become involved.
Then with distance judgement impaired house mate throws a full glass at my face. Glass makes contact with my face. Glass shatters and cuts my face just under the eye and house mate's hand.
So off to A&E on a friday night in a big city. Perfect. We were both lucky, small scar under my eye and 10 stitches in his hand. However, we did get to spend 5 hours sitting next to a real nutter who was bleeding quite a lot from his arms (both of them).
So my souvenir? In depth knowledge passed on from nutter how to cut your wrists 'properly' i.e. right up the middle not accross. Including graphic demonstration. Also he proved that you can spark up a fag while sitting next to the oxygen supply without blowing the A&E ward up (the nurses did not agree)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)
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