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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I woke up the morning after an all-day session in the West End of London,
completely naked but for a woolly mustard-yellow scarf, a three-inch burn on the back of my right hand and a packet of parsnips from Tesco reduced to 20p.

I'm assuming it was a top night.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:17, 4 replies)
Depends where the
parsnips were.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:22, closed)
They were still in their bag.
Safety first!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:23, closed)
You just had a stroke and whilst stood next to a radiator, then went shopping.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:31, closed)
Carrot shoplifting.
Naked remember AB, nekkid unless Mr Fudge packed his wallet away...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:40, closed)

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