Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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AmsterdamageAfter a heavy night in Amsterdam we woke to the compulsory banging heads and blurry recollections. One of my mates had been especially wasted and vaguely remembered getting thrown out of somewhere..
He got up for a piss, but whilst beginning to urinate he noticed a new sensation.. there was a condom still on his nob!
Thrown out a brothel mid-shag is the explanation we have decided is most likely.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:19, 3 replies)
Fell asleep whilst having a posh wank, I bet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:58,
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...and when I opened my eyes,mum had left a fresh cup of Kopi Luwak on the dresser.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:26,
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I see what you did there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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