Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I went for lunch on Thursday, and someone swiped my
umbrella.
I'm suspicious, Mr butter-wouldn't-melt.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, 1 reply)
umbrella.
I'm suspicious, Mr butter-wouldn't-melt.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, 1 reply)
No, a black one
but nowadays it's not that hard to change the identity of an umbrella, so I'm not buying that 'Well this one doesn't look anything like yours did' story.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:55, closed)
but nowadays it's not that hard to change the identity of an umbrella, so I'm not buying that 'Well this one doesn't look anything like yours did' story.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:55, closed)
It was a trick question as the one I stole was actually black
You are far too honest for me, good sir, and I shall return your umbrella forthwith to the spot where I found it
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:12, closed)
You are far too honest for me, good sir, and I shall return your umbrella forthwith to the spot where I found it
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:12, closed)
OK. Just remind me, of course I know where it was, but I have just
forgotten a bit, where I should go to pick upsomeone elses my missing umbrella?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:28, closed)
forgotten a bit, where I should go to pick up
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