Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I'm sure I'd have remembered exactly how many there were, if it had been me
...if only by counting the tits and dividing by two
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, 1 reply)
...if only by counting the tits and dividing by two
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, 1 reply)
You'd remember the exact number of people who you invited back to your flat after a pissed night out nearly twenty years ago?
Well done, Captain Memoro. I'm afraid my brain is a little more addled than that.
And I only saw one of them's breasts so that method (although admirable) wouldn't have worked on that occasion.
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Well done, Captain Memoro. I'm afraid my brain is a little more addled than that.
And I only saw one of them's breasts so that method (although admirable) wouldn't have worked on that occasion.
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