Please don't ask such silly questions
Thr Holy Bible is the Word of God. All other religious texts are, at best, misguided and, at worst, sacriligeous. I can't believe you people don't know this already. You should listen more in church.
(Figmaus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:31, 1 reply)

the following makes as much, if not more sense than the bible
The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
(magictorch, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:45, closed)

That makes even less sense when you consider that the argument couldn't have taken place if one of the participants didn't exist.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:50, closed)