I know a scientist, and sometimes she can't explain things.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 1:50, 9 replies)

I know a spiritualist
And she's got an explanation for fucking everything
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 7:50, closed)

I know a clairvoyant
& she knew that I was going write this.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, closed)

Hahaha. Yeah.
You know a woman.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 7:54, closed)

I am a scientist
Sometimes I can't even find my own shoes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, closed)

Does she tell you to back off?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:14, closed)

My grandfather thought he was Napoleon III.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)

I know a plumber
and he hasn't got a fucking clue about anything.
(username failed moderation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:23, closed)

Well, Duh.
Do you realise how hard it is to even talk when you're on an Ether binge?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:39, closed)

Due to a slight miscalculation involving the HEPA air recirculation unit for my Class 2 labs being flooded with sewage
I've just had all three of my labs ozone bombed and treated with amyl acetate.

I'm off my fucking tits, stuj, I tells ya. Off. My. Tits. Science. It works, bitches.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:50, closed)