speaking of scary dreams
I used to share a house with a mate. He had the car and the job near the supermarket so he used to do all the food shopping and we'd halve the bills. He wasn't the most imaginative of people when it came to food and we were pretty skint so we lived for a while on a diet of cheap nasty pies served with potatoes and either baked beans or tinned peas. Yum!
One night I dreamed that I was eating baked beans. I ate so many that they started to ooze out of my ears. I could feel the individual beans glooping through my ear canal and it was truly horrific. For about the next ten years every time I tried to eat baked beans I'd retch. Even now I can only handle them in small quantities. I also do my own bloody shopping and eat real food for about the same amount of money.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 1:07, 3 replies)

As opposed to imaginary food?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 1:19, closed)

yep
it's much more tasty than imaginary food I find
(teasus likes tea, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 1:50, closed)

In reality your flatmate had wanked into your ear while you slept

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:52, closed)