You should have seen the mess in the attic.
3 old water tanks, endless piles of newspaper, a dismantled wardrobe, old clothes.

Added to that, the garage had 19 bags of sand left in there, 2 or 3 old car batteries, several old doors and a pile of bricks.

Altogether there was a good skip full of shit left hanging around. Not that I hired a skip, I hauled it all to the dump myself, in 4 car trips.

Not harsh.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:53, 2 replies)

car Honda Accord
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:57, closed)

You should have said she was welcome to come round and pick it up
then cut off her head with a samurai sword and thrown it down the rubbish chute.
( .Yeti., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:28, closed)

That's too
benign for a liberal like me.

Anyway, we don't have a rubbish chute, we have recycling bins. I wouldn't know which one to put a severed head in though.
(username failed moderation, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:28, closed)

Probably better for the compost heap.
Also, stay about from my recycling bins, etc. etc.
( .Yeti., Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:36, closed)