^^this
I'd love to see him sorting out any of the more imposing regulars of my local.

I live in a west country village and they are all hardy laborers, farmers, slaughtermen and the like. To a man massive hard bastards who drink 2 gallons of cheddar valley (a vicious cider the colour of earwax) and get lairy on a Friday & Saturday night ....they'd floss with him and toss him aside
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 20:16, 3 replies)

Fuck, I spent a night on the Cheddar Valley.
I think I ended up fighting with a tramp and pegging it shit scared that he would stick me with a heroin needle.
( rjmrjm, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:48, closed)

You pegged a tramp?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:15, closed)

Internet hardman by proxy?
That's a new one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 8:32, closed)

I'm as hard as a 1min egg
I'll be the 1st to admit couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.

But I wasn't the one claiming to be a bouncer in a pub.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

I still don't understand the awful power of Cheddar Valley.
Some weirdo once told me confidentially "They put cinnamon in it." I'm not convinced that's it.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:17, closed)

it's mainly apples & rats I think
I can't drink more than 3 pints of it without loosing the feeling in my legs. My head oddly feels clear it's just my legs
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:31, closed)