OH NOES MY SPELLING WAS INCORRECT!!!!!!
And let me write it once more to be very clear. If you are conducting an examination of a rape victim, it is not going to be done at their house with the suspect on the balcony. It will be done in a hospital. Which bit of that don't you get?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:52, 1 reply)

It's not that the spelling was incorrect - you actually spelled the word quite well, it was just the wrong word.

You realise that the forensic people might be there to examine the scene of the crime, rather than the person, right? I mean, they turned up to do that when some cunt broke into my car, so I reckon they might also do it for a rape.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:55, closed)

I was actually really impressed by how many
fingerprints they got of our sliding doors a few years ago after our last break-in. Latex gloves are your friend.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:11, closed)

That actually sounds a bit wrong doesn't it?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:16, closed)

It really does.
It sounds a bit.....rapey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:16, closed)