On the phone at work
Contact lens fell out mid conversation to a Very Important Customer, no worries just pop it back in.

Forgot I'd been eating salt and vinegar crisps 5 minutes earlier.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:50, 4 replies)

HA HA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, closed)

People who don't wash their hands after eating at their desk are disgusting.
Or perhaps they love going to use someone else's computer only to find the keyboard and mouse smeared with grease and the remains of their dinner.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:53, closed)

I like" eating my lunch" at other people's desks
If you know what I mean!!!!!! LOL!!!!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:13, closed)