No, the rest of the world uses proper English, not descended from criminals English.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, 1 reply)

Oh god, the old colonial massa speaks.
So just so we are clear here - Britain was so fucking full of criminals that even after they treid to send the "offshore" they still had too many so they eventually a had the bright idea of killing 2 birds with one stone - start another colony and get rid of the burgeoning amount of criminals in their society.
Says a lot about a nation that they reached a point were most of the 'lower class' were either defined as criminals or on the periphery of the criminal lifestyle.

Aussies on the other hand recognise their heritage and have since moved well on from those humble beginnings.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 4:19, closed)

not so
The crime rate just went through the roof when the lower classes realised where they were going to be sent. IE somewhere that gets a summer and isnt full of too many fat bastards eating all the pie
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:40, closed)

That's ok we reinvented the pie - properly this time.
Cold, congealed meat off-cuts and jelly in soggy pastry is not a pie.

We were eating horsemeat before it wasn't cool!
At least some Septics came along and gave a way to keep our beer fucking cold!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 4:39, closed)

you may have reinvented the pie
but then you dumped it upside down in a bowl of pea soup....
Just wrong man
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:15, closed)